GUZZLE/PATCH-METER UPDATES

Guzzle-meter: $2,072.34 total. Looks like the $2 grand barrier has easily been broken; if you’re playing the futures market, then you may want to short gasoline futures once the Slome-adventure is completed. Those Saudi imports are likely to slow.
Patch-meter: I’m not sure whether I’ve completely grown out of puberty yet because, at this point, I had higher expectations for my masculine growth. Instead of a dark, thick, grizzly patch I’ve established more of a fuzzy smudge on my chin. I’m still not losing the faith though– there are still three days left on our trip.

(Progress, but no perfection)