WANTED…AND POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS

6/11: Local Authorities posted the following notice…

“Two young females, aged 2 and 5 last seen boozing it up at the Mangy Moose Saloon in Hill City, South Dakota with some suspicious drifters that look rather worn out (we think they could be the parents). Crime committed is Kool Aid and chocolate ice cream theft from the Cactus Hill, South Dakota BP gas station. Our law enforcement agency has pictures of the suspects and accomplices posted statewide – a reward will be provided for any tips leading to the arrest of the suspects. Authorities remain unsure whether suspects are armed, but we know them to be factually crazy as evidenced by their twenty-three day RV trip.”